Gwyneth Goes Skiing

This brand new show is a very silly story of justice, betrayal and optometry that makes the audience the jury, asking them to decide who's guilty and who's gooped.

Fundraiser for the Egyptian's Tuition-Free YouTheatre Program. Presented by Pleasance Theatre Trust of London and Sponsored by The Park Record. Wednesday-Saturday at 8pm, Saturday 3pm Matinees. Sunday at 5pm. Pharaoh Seats Available - Call for Information

Event Showtimes:

Ages: 16+ Ages

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If public seats are sold out, please call the box office to join the Pharaohs or our waitlist.

Wednesday & Thursday pricing: $39/House & Balcony, $49/Preferred, $59/Cabaret Table

Friday & Sunday pricing: $45/House & Balcony, $55/Preferred, $65/Cabaret Table

Saturday pricing: $53/House & Balcony, $59/Preferred, $69/Cabaret Table

Tickets increase $5 half hour prior to show time.


All sales final, no refunds! Exchanges may be made for the same show, different date only.  24 hours notice must be given to the box office prior to original ticket date plus any price difference.


Gwyneth Goes Skiing

Co-Directed & Written by: Linus Karp (he/him), Joseph Martin (he/they). Original Music by Leland (he/him).


The Egyptian Theatre in Park City, Utah; in Partnership with Pleasance Theatre Trust of London, announces a two-week engagement of the new London based hit play “Gwyneth Goes Skiing”.

Sponsored by The Park Record.

A fundraising event to the support the Egyptian Theatre's Tuition-Free YouTheatre Program

This play with music recounts the now-infamous collision in 2016 on the slopes of Deer Valley and the court case seven years later that enthralled the world.  Gwyneth Goes Skiing lampoons the story and weaves a very silly story of justice, betrayal and optometry that makes the audience the jury.

Gwyneth Goes Skiing stars Linus Karp as the Goop-founding, Door-Sliding, Shakespeare-Loving, Hollywood superstar Gwyneth Paltrow, and Joseph Martin as her nemesis, Terry Sanderson, a retired Optometrist from Utah. The performance features a whole lot of fiction and a sprinkling of verbatim lines from court transcripts.


Original music by Leland (RuPaul’s Drag Race; Cher’s Christmas). RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 3 winner Trixie Mattel featured in a special video cameo. Two extra special guest vocalists also perform in the production. Darren Criss (Glee, also Golden Globe and Emmy Award Winner), and Cat Cohen (NYC cabaret darling and Edinburgh Fringe Comedy Award Winner) are featured as the singing voices of Terry and Gwyneth respectively.


All proceeds generated from this production will support our Tuition-Free YouTheatre program.


Over the past 5 years, The Egyptian Youth program has benefited by a new home (Egyptian Studios) and a new format, where no student will be asked to pay or to fill out an application for a scholarship. With these two major advancements, we have been able to triple the number of students and participants to over 2000 per year!


Rated 16+ this show contains strong language, adult humour and exploding vagina candles


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